Quick! Everyone in the Giant Inflatable Monkey Crotch!!

It's positive to note i had a good sleep last night. I slept so well i got up at 5:30am. It's 7am now and i may go back to bed. 

It's either bed...or the Giant Inflatable Monkey Crotch.

I'm sleeping over at Rachel's tonight. YAY!

I Hate My Upstairs Neighbours aka I hope my upstairs neighbours die

2:30am 

I had to go upstairs and speak with my neighbours again. I Surprised myself with the strength of my conviction and words. With any luck they will move out tomorrow or be found dead at their own hands. Win win!

Vodka, Herring and Fancy Shooters

Last night was Ace!

Nanna made her world famous herring and we had some old skool Vodka.

Nanna is a purist and i totally approve.

I GOT NOTHING!!

I've been fixing my friend's PC most of the day.

I get so surly when people DO NOT set their computer up the correct way (the way i do)

The MOST annoying thing though is that i cannot put any of my pics up from someone's place coz i dont have the right equipment with me...and a posting with out a pic if McCrap.

I hope this suffices.

Australian Synchrotron

I went on a tour of The Australian Synchrotron at Monash University.

It was most impressive but there were no moving parts

so it got a bit boring.

The Synchrotron is just a big torch but the light it

generates is so powerful it can see through metal!

'Meh' earns an official place in the Collins English Dictionary

I felt a connection to Meh. I knew it was not mine but i loved it like my own 

Now it seems im forced to admit (1) it's popularity (2) I have to share.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24665373-401,00.html

While i will admit to it popularity i cannot bring myself to share. 

I will never use MEH again!!

Weeding - Monsanto's Revenge

Big up to my Peeps at Monsanto!

Weeding

My whole garden is weed infested. The easy option sort'a guy i am wanted to drop a truck load of chemicals on it to 'alleviate' the problem. Unfortunately chemicals are price restrictive...The legal ones anyway. 

Instead i bought a pair of gardeing gloves. Best $11 investment this year!

Fun times!

Wine-ing on Sunday Night

Sure i had a HARD weekend. Sure i put in the hours today (Sunday). Sure i take the moral high ground like it aint no thang. Sure I've been told, and am aware that I'm part BOSS part BITCH (like some mutant lady dog). My point is that after a few wines on a Sunday the POINT become BLUNT.

 Blunt to the point that, even after a Über size Mexican meal, much triple chock ice cream and a hand full of 20/18 size almonds I still want to venture out for chicken. 

It not me...it's the wine talking.